Out on the Push…

Now you may have heard the turn of phrase “out on the pull” but sometimes when your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, you kind of don’t want it to… Being at university has been my first “proper” taste of the clubbing lifestyle, and can I just say, I’ve had my arse grabbedContinue reading “Out on the Push…”

One Lovely Blog Award…

I’ve only been on WordPress for about three days but…turns out I’ve won an award! …Kinda. First of all I’d like to thank my parents for…you know….having me, my Nan’s cat Patches for being my earliest life companion, my primary school teachers for teaching me how to write… …I jest… But I would seriously likeContinue reading “One Lovely Blog Award…”

On Wednesdays we wear pink….

Believe it or not, I’ve done a lot more this week than just poison myself with toxic substances… A large majority of my time has been taken up by joining societies,¬†which¬†basically involves being pounced on by third years until you cave and pay thirty quid to join their Where’s Wally hide and seek club (exists)….Continue reading “On Wednesdays we wear pink….”

Quarter life crisis…..

Why do these things always have to happen to me… Of the 4000 odd new undergraduate students this year, why do I seem to be the only one who doesn’t know what the hell they want to do with their life. Okay so I’ll back track a little… I originally applied to university to studyContinue reading “Quarter life crisis…..”

#freshersweekfail

I am a disgusting cliche of a human being. I’m sorry, I tried guys, I really did. Remember in my ‘starting uni post’ when I said that everyone around me was on a mission to get as drunk an uninhibited as possible, and it was kind of freaking me out? I’d been teetotal and didn’tContinue reading “#freshersweekfail”

The Curse of Shaun T’s Insanity…

I’ve been hexed. I’ll be the first to admit I’m not really “in to” exercise – you only get an arse like this from sitting on it – but believe it or not I used to dance… …competitively. Yep. I stopped before my last year of school because of my A Levels and not beingContinue reading “The Curse of Shaun T’s Insanity…”

Overpacked is jam packed…

Into a mini… …with all her university stuff… So I probably should have posted this before the “I’m at uni” post but you know #YOLO and all that… Turns out actually getting to uni was going to be much harder than I originally thought. I packed everything into boxes and suitcases and put them outContinue reading “Overpacked is jam packed…”

I’m at university…

I was absolutely bloody convinced I was not going to get into university this year. I’d filled my mum in with plans A, B, C, D, E and F and I’d prepared a note on my iPad with all the possible clearing vacancies and numbers. Turns out I did get in. Now I’m at university,Continue reading “I’m at university…”

Cohabitation…

So to (sort of) round off all of my Spain posts (now I’ve said this there will probably be ten more for me to write in the future), here is perhaps the most important of them all… To summarise: living with strangers sucks. Now if you have a job, just take 30 seconds to imagineContinue reading “Cohabitation…”

Unpacked and over ‘ere…

And so finally my homecoming post arrives. It’s only two (okay three) weeks late…did I mention I was a horrific procrastinator? You might have read my blog post “Dropping Dollar Bill$” when I talked about booking my ticket home, well I actually arrived back in the UK on the 9th of August. A little partContinue reading “Unpacked and over ‘ere…”