What does it spell?
Fuck off.
Jokes.
So I was just sitting here minding my own business, doing a bit of work when all of a sudden my iPad pinged up with a notification.
“Aunt Flow is coming”
Yes, I have a bloody app for it and yes that is the default message; I’m also told when my “flowers are blooming”. Stop judging me I have a terrible memory.
So it turns out that under a drug induced haze of Lemsip (aka nectar of the Gods) which I’ve been using for my horrific bout of flu, I have been experiencing PMS without the PMS. Halle-fucking-lujah.
Well, kind of.
I was wondering why I ended up coming back from the uni shop with three chocolate bars and two packets of sweets…especially when I don’t have a sweet tooth at all.
Don’t worry I didn’t eat them.
Yet.
Having gone to an all girls school, and now living in a flat with 5 other girls you kind of figure out what to avoid and when. I feel so sorry for the two guys in our flat who have to put up with all of us at our wrong time of the month.
The problem is, I don’t even know if I am a PMS monster…
I only want to murder half the people I talk to. That’s above average right?
Oh god I’m a terrible person.
*Cries*
*Drinks more Lemsip*.
P.S. Do you have any funny PMS stories? If so leave them in the comments below. I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it.
overpackedandunderpaid 
I have never noticed any change before my periods. In the past, I always puked on my second day of periods, but since I take the pill nothing like that happens now.
At the weekend, I had my last days of my period and was very very aggressive and emotional somehow. I don’t know why. Something like that has never happened before so I was a bit confused 😀
Oh god doesn’t sound too good x
Did you mean it as a joke when you called that first one a ‘bloody’ app? Because that is seriously funny… either way…
My terrible sense of humour knows no bounds :S
I guess I can relate to that… sigh…
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That sounds normal to me…I am that grumpy all month round…