Mind The Gap…

Can we first spare a moment of silence for the man, the legend….50 Cent. The G that got rich and didn’t die trying, and recently managed to bankrupt himself in a coke storm of (borrowed) cars, gold chains and hoes. If theres one thing that Mr Cent has taught me, its that even if you go from rags toContinue reading “Mind The Gap…”

I’m a Blogger Get Me Outta Here…

We’re surrounded by bugs. No not the the sickness kind (for once can you believe haven’t gotten ill this whole holiday *touches all the wood* not that kind of wood you filthy beggars). CREEPY CRAWLIES. Now when you consider the occupational hazards of working in the South or France I bet you wouldn’t think twiceContinue reading “I’m a Blogger Get Me Outta Here…”

Voyage-ing…

Since we arrived in the land of sunshine and cigarettes we (we being me and Rachel, my parter in crime for the duration of this working holiday) have been on a couple of trips into civilisation. First came Cognac for the Blues Festival. Well I say Blues Festival. We didn’t actually have tickets. Instead ofContinue reading “Voyage-ing…”

Props and frocks…

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m the worst person ever to take to a formal social event. Stuffy balls and formal pow wows seem to bring out my naughty side. The euphemisms are real with this one. Oi stop snickering behind your screens. This is a serious blog with serious…oh who am I kidding?Continue reading “Props and frocks…”

Brits Abroad…

In the last week of May my flatmates and I decided to go on an impromptu trip to Malaga in Spain. Excellent use of student loan I must say. Yes yes, I’ve realised that it is currently July. I’ve been busy. Actually I’ve been lazy but I’m turning 20 in two months and apparently adultsContinue reading “Brits Abroad…”

Overpacked and Unlucky…

Today I have come to realise one very important fact: I do not have the luck of the rabbit’s foot when it comes to team games. Having a family mostly born and raised in East London, and coming from Essex I am an avid (in not knowledgeable) supporter of West Ham United football team (comeContinue reading “Overpacked and Unlucky…”