Mind The Gap…

Can we first spare a moment of silence for the man, the legend….50 Cent. The G that got rich and didn’t die trying, and recently managed to bankrupt himself in a coke storm of (borrowed) cars, gold chains and hoes. If theres one thing that Mr Cent has taught me, its that even if you go from rags toContinue reading “Mind The Gap…”

Props and frocks…

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m the worst person ever to take to a formal social event. Stuffy balls and formal pow wows seem to bring out my naughty side. The euphemisms are real with this one. Oi stop snickering behind your screens. This is a serious blog with serious…oh who am I kidding?Continue reading “Props and frocks…”

Brits Abroad…

In the last week of May my flatmates and I decided to go on an impromptu trip to Malaga in Spain. Excellent use of student loan I must say. Yes yes, I’ve realised that it is currently July. I’ve been busy. Actually I’ve been lazy but I’m turning 20 in two months and apparently adultsContinue reading “Brits Abroad…”

Christmastime, Mistletoe and Jäeger…

That’s the lyrics, right? Good old Cliff, the cheeky minx. And so this post (more than) officially concludes my first term at uni…I clearly have an A* in timekeeping, I actually came home on the 12th. *Slow clap* We most definitely ended the year on a bang. All of my flatmates and I headed toContinue reading “Christmastime, Mistletoe and Jäeger…”

The Illest MF Alive…

Oh yeah, the title of this post is totally a Kanye West reference…told you I was gangsta. *Tumbleweed* In all seriousness though, once again some sneaky bastard has infected me with their pathogens…I’ve only just managed to surface from the depths of my bed fort to write this. Not only do I have a hackingContinue reading “The Illest MF Alive…”

What just happened?

If I could only use one word to sum up the past few weeks it would have to be bizarre. To be honest, I’m surprised that I can even remember my own name… Lets cut the crap. *Life update klaxon* One of my best friends from school came down from Essex for an insane nightContinue reading “What just happened?”

The Hangover Part IV…

I have to say, I think last night was was the worst nights out I’ve had so far at uni. Having not been out out for three weeks (flu, home, sleep), I’ve literally been chomping at the bit for a good evening of partying; but far be it for me to have a decent clubbingContinue reading “The Hangover Part IV…”

#freshersweekfail

I am a disgusting cliche of a human being. I’m sorry, I tried guys, I really did. Remember in my ‘starting uni post’ when I said that everyone around me was on a mission to get as drunk an uninhibited as possible, and it was kind of freaking me out? I’d been teetotal and didn’tContinue reading “#freshersweekfail”