Mind The Gap…

Can we first spare a moment of silence for the man, the legend….50 Cent. The G that got rich and didn’t die trying, and recently managed to bankrupt himself in a coke storm of (borrowed) cars, gold chains and hoes. If theres one thing that Mr Cent has taught me, its that even if you go from rags toContinue reading “Mind The Gap…”

They see me tempin’ they hatin’…

I’ve been up all night, tryna get that rich I’ve been work, work, work, work working on my shit. So, as it turns out, not only was I able to secure a little part time job at uni, but I’ve also been offered a Christmas temp position back at home (say what?). Such fun! (Not)Continue reading “They see me tempin’ they hatin’…”

Christmastime, Mistletoe and Jäeger…

That’s the lyrics, right? Good old Cliff, the cheeky minx. And so this post (more than) officially concludes my first term at uni…I clearly have an A* in timekeeping, I actually came home on the 12th. *Slow clap* We most definitely ended the year on a bang. All of my flatmates and I headed toContinue reading “Christmastime, Mistletoe and Jäeger…”

The Illest MF Alive…

Oh yeah, the title of this post is totally a Kanye West reference…told you I was gangsta. *Tumbleweed* In all seriousness though, once again some sneaky bastard has infected me with their pathogens…I’ve only just managed to surface from the depths of my bed fort to write this. Not only do I have a hackingContinue reading “The Illest MF Alive…”

What just happened?

If I could only use one word to sum up the past few weeks it would have to be bizarre. To be honest, I’m surprised that I can even remember my own name… Lets cut the crap. *Life update klaxon* One of my best friends from school came down from Essex for an insane nightContinue reading “What just happened?”

Stalk Me (No, Actually)…A Day in the Life…

Well considering today is the two month anniversary of Overpacked and Underpaid, I thought that you and I would…you know…get to know eachother a little more…intimately. Here, I found your mind, I think you dropped it in the gutter… Boom boom! I’ll let myself out… Anyway all of you lovelies that actually read my posts, (andContinue reading “Stalk Me (No, Actually)…A Day in the Life…”

I’m bored, I’m the chairman of the bored…

I had the most boring lecture in the history of all lectures today. The professor kept jumping from topic to topic and relapsing into her native language…DO I LOOK BILINGUAL TO YOU? Oh why thank you. (I’m not) Does this face look bovvered about whether the Treason Act of 1351 which forbid imagining the deathContinue reading “I’m bored, I’m the chairman of the bored…”

Americanophile…

I’m not a 100% sure that this is a real word, but its on Urban Dictionary and that’s all that matters really isn’t it? Being British is all the rage right now what with One Direction and….err…One Direction and although I’m extremely patriotic and I love my home country, I kinda have a thing forContinue reading “Americanophile…”