Do you have a plaster?

Based on recent estimates, I now believe that I spend around 90% of my free time (and 100% of my…err….non-free time) staring at pictures of men… Hundreds of them, all on my phone. No…I haven’t just gotten cozy with the university rugby team, or the football team, or the lacrosse team… Le grande sigh. AndContinue reading “Do you have a plaster?”

The Illest MF Alive…

Oh yeah, the title of this post is totally a Kanye West reference…told you I was gangsta. *Tumbleweed* In all seriousness though, once again some sneaky bastard has infected me with their pathogens…I’ve only just managed to surface from the depths of my bed fort to write this. Not only do I have a hackingContinue reading “The Illest MF Alive…”

Give me a P, Give me an M, Give me an S…

What does it spell? Fuck off. Jokes. So I was just sitting here minding my own business, doing a bit of work when all of a sudden my iPad pinged up with a notification. “Aunt Flow is coming” Yes, I have a bloody app for it and yes that is the default message; I’m alsoContinue reading “Give me a P, Give me an M, Give me an S…”

Freshers Flu 2.0…

I was doing so, so well. Everyone around me was dropping like flies but I was dodging those germs like a ninja in a laser maze. *Does Kung Fu Panda pose* I wasn’t ill for the whole of freshers week…or the week after that…or the week after that… Until the dreaded superbug emerged: FRESHERS FLUContinue reading “Freshers Flu 2.0…”