Mind The Gap…

Can we first spare a moment of silence for the man, the legend….50 Cent. The G that got rich and didn’t die trying, and recently managed to bankrupt himself in a coke storm of (borrowed) cars, gold chains and hoes. If theres one thing that Mr Cent has taught me, its that even if you go from rags toContinue reading “Mind The Gap…”

Props and frocks…

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m the worst person ever to take to a formal social event. Stuffy balls and formal pow wows seem to bring out my naughty side. The euphemisms are real with this one. Oi stop snickering behind your screens. This is a serious blog with serious…oh who am I kidding?Continue reading “Props and frocks…”

A Lidl bit of home comfort…

If you’ve read any of my previous posts, you may have been able to tell that I’ve had a bit of a problem in the shopping department. This may go some way to explain why I feel I have to play Trolley Dash every weekend (see post: I’m packing heat…). I put my hands up,Continue reading “A Lidl bit of home comfort…”

Unplugged and insane…

One of the biggest problems I’ve faced while out here is connectivity. Or lack thereof. The savvy packer I am (not), I managed to bring two iPod leads with me for charging instead of the crucial one for my iPad. I later found out that it had fallen under my bed, so it wasn’t entirelyContinue reading “Unplugged and insane…”

I’m packing heat…

…well I’m packing biscuits…and chocolate, and crisps… Even though I have been here a while, I have yet to fully adjust to the Spanish meal timetable. Lunch at 2:30? Dinner at 9:30 or, god forbid, 10:30 at night, when you should be sleeping not eating? It goes against every diet book ever published, “don’t eatContinue reading “I’m packing heat…”