The Illest MF Alive…

Oh yeah, the title of this post is totally a Kanye West reference…told you I was gangsta. *Tumbleweed* In all seriousness though, once again some sneaky bastard has infected me with their pathogens…I’ve only just managed to surface from the depths of my bed fort to write this. Not only do I have a hackingContinue reading “The Illest MF Alive…”

Freshers Flu 2.0…

I was doing so, so well. Everyone around me was dropping like flies but I was dodging those germs like a ninja in a laser maze. *Does Kung Fu Panda pose* I wasn’t ill for the whole of freshers week…or the week after that…or the week after that… Until the dreaded superbug emerged: FRESHERS FLUContinue reading “Freshers Flu 2.0…”

#freshersweekfail

I am a disgusting cliche of a human being. I’m sorry, I tried guys, I really did. Remember in my ‘starting uni post’ when I said that everyone around me was on a mission to get as drunk an uninhibited as possible, and it was kind of freaking me out? I’d been teetotal and didn’tContinue reading “#freshersweekfail”