London…

As I type this I’m sat on a train at Paddington station, soon to be headed back to uni. I’m already missing home. I won’t lie, I’ve considered chaining myself to the gates and refusing to go…or just hurling myself out the window with my suitcase and three bags… …it’s all good I’ll hitch aContinue reading “London…”

Nineteen…

It’s happening….the teenagepocalypse. I woke up the other day and realised that I have ONE more year of my entire life left as a teenager. One more year until I have no excuse not to be an independent, fully functional, self-sustaining adult. I have exactly 330 days to do the stupidest shit possible before IContinue reading “Nineteen…”

The only way is Essex…

I’m home! I’m in complete bliss…I’ve seen my family, I’ve had a three hour soak in an actual bath, I’ve been cooked food and bought clothes and spent the entire morning curled up by the fire doing some reading. What’s that? You want me to address the elephant in the room? AKA the title ofContinue reading “The only way is Essex…”

I’m bored, I’m the chairman of the bored…

I had the most boring lecture in the history of all lectures today. The professor kept jumping from topic to topic and relapsing into her native language…DO I LOOK BILINGUAL TO YOU? Oh why thank you. (I’m not) Does this face look bovvered about whether the Treason Act of 1351 which forbid imagining the deathContinue reading “I’m bored, I’m the chairman of the bored…”

Give me a P, Give me an M, Give me an S…

What does it spell? Fuck off. Jokes. So I was just sitting here minding my own business, doing a bit of work when all of a sudden my iPad pinged up with a notification. “Aunt Flow is coming” Yes, I have a bloody app for it and yes that is the default message; I’m alsoContinue reading “Give me a P, Give me an M, Give me an S…”

Americanophile…

I’m not a 100% sure that this is a real word, but its on Urban Dictionary and that’s all that matters really isn’t it? Being British is all the rage right now what with One Direction and….err…One Direction and although I’m extremely patriotic and I love my home country, I kinda have a thing forContinue reading “Americanophile…”

Freshers Flu 2.0…

I was doing so, so well. Everyone around me was dropping like flies but I was dodging those germs like a ninja in a laser maze. *Does Kung Fu Panda pose* I wasn’t ill for the whole of freshers week…or the week after that…or the week after that… Until the dreaded superbug emerged: FRESHERS FLUContinue reading “Freshers Flu 2.0…”

I’m a klutz…

Oh god, I looked up the word klutz to make sure I spelt it right¬† before writing this post and now its morphed into gibberish.¬† Go on, repeat it like 10 or 20 times and see what happens…. Anyway on to today’s topic, which is essentially a rant about how completely ditzy and stupid IContinue reading “I’m a klutz…”

Banger? I don’t even know her…

Now I don’t claim to be any kind of Jamie Oliver or Heston Blumenthal but I’m a pretty okay cook. Today would beg to differ… …I kinda almost set the entire flat a little bit on fire… Fickle buggers them sausages. There I was, quite happily grilling my bangers in the oven, turning frequently toContinue reading “Banger? I don’t even know her…”

I’m an adult…

So if you read my Quarter Life Crisis post, where I had a mini mental breakdown, you’ll know that I was really hating the course that I was on an my uni wasn’t letting me transfer… Well I’ve spent the majority of my waking hours over the past two weeks running around campus like aContinue reading “I’m an adult…”